December 2011
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10 Things I Learned From Watching My So-Called... →
Quoting Thought Catalog:
4. Everyone will have a Rayanne Graff in their life at some point
Rayanne Graff is the best friend everyone has dealt with at some point. She’s the friend that’s magnetic and you want to spend all your time with them, but they also happen to be bad influences and incredibly selfish. This type of friend is a parents worst nightmare because they know how the dynamic is...
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no sleep + alcohol = craziness
George: What I like is the fact that five minutes ago you were passed out on the floor and now you're...
Me: ...having a political debate?
George: Exactly.
Me: I've really been overthinking everything lately.
Felicia: That's, like, your life.
Me: Fuck. You're right.
fuck you, sleep.
When last semester ended, I came home and everyone said, “You look so thin! Eat!” This was, of course, due to the incredible amount of stress I was under while writing the Master’s Report. Well, I solved that problem. (Thanks[?] functional relationship!). But this time everyone keeps telling that I look incredibly tired: “You look so out of it! Sleep!” And I am. I am...
“When you have no ambition, you don’t really feel racism—you don’t even feel it....”
– Chris Rock, WTF with Marc Maron
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I wrote a note for someone yesterday—a sort of love note, if you will—and today I’m thinking about all of the love notes—both sort of and outright—that I’ve written for people in the past. Now, I am no Neruda for chrissake, but I do love and respect and treasure Words. So if ever you received such a note from me, I assure you that it was heartfelt, that I...
Me: Also, I'm not completely sober right now so if I sound crazy that's why.
Aaron M.: You always sound crazy.
Me: Is that true?
Aaron M.: Yeah, pretty much.
Me: I fucking knew it.
Aaron M.: It's why we get along.
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fucking hell
i love torturing myself, i really do.
the internet is the devil.
also, don’t reread your own tumblr posts from days of yore.
i’m supposed to head out to san antonio right now and i haven’t even packed.
if i have to go to church this christmas i will LOSE MY SHIT.
i’m in a really good mood. can you tell?
SHUT IT.
hey, merry christmas.
no, really.
merry fucking...
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i just footnoted a footnote.
AKS ABOUT ME.
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“i shoot the lights out
hide ‘til it’s bright out
whoa, just...”
– For some reason this felt incredibly relevant this paper-writing season.
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remember yesterday when i was happy and shit? i hate that yvette. i want to punch her in the face.
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